15 - Fifteen

Piadas = jokes

-A Portuguese, a Brazilian and a German were dead of thirst in the desert when they found a genie in a lamp. Each one had a right to make a wish, that genius would rain down upon them! The Brazilian asked for water, behold, a rain water fell on it for him quench his thirst. and asked the German was a rain of beer, and satisfied his will. The Portuguese's time to ask stumbled and screamed SHIT. Behold the rain poured over it desired.


-A Portuguese was driving when listening to the radio:
If you are traveling by Dutra highway, care has crazy against.
Behold, he asks:
A only?? Look how!!


-A Portuguese, a Brazilian and an American were in the Sahara desert when they found a lamp, where each had one wish. The U.S. asked for a water tank, where you can quench your thirst. The Brazilian asked a bed of ice, which was delighted with this. The Portuguese called the door of a VW bug.
The two asked pro Portuguese:
But why a door VW bug?
To have heat when I open the glass!